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My log de web

Thanks to Pitas and the Jack Cross Centre, the entries are in a weird/outofdate order (which makes it a little interesting). Some entries were added later from unpublished weblogging.

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Pimples. Love them or hate?

Saturday, March 10, 2040

    umm, yeah. I just popped a nicely cultured pimple. It is such a satisfying feeling. I can't see it now, so I can deal with that later. I don't know what the sensation is. That kind of S&M pain that is bad but good??? Maybe a feeling of domination having killed a little thing?? ummm...yeah. Keep on poppin'

    I've squeezed pimples by the hundred Ruptured pustules by the score; I've milked my face until it bled And still I crave for more. My nose-crease yields spaghetti, I've blackheads round my ears - I've cultivated some of them For nigh on twenty years. Take pity on unblemished folk Who'll never know the bliss Of splattering a mirror With pus the hue of piss. Rejoice in your eruptions! They've done alright by me. For squeezing them can be more fun Than watching your TV.


Vending Machines...can kill

Saturday, March 10, 2001

    In a fit of rage, I could have died. Dellusional and starving, I put my last AUD$2.00(about US$.2 at todays rate most likely) into an Automatic Product Industry model LCM2 Shopfront Series 2 vending machine. I didn't know it, but this mid-capacity merchandiser has older brothers who have commited assault and battery, and even murder according to a highly regarded web resource.

    However, I escaped unharmed. I talked the LCM2 into letting me have the AUD$1.40 packet of skittles back, but not without a price. He stole AUD$.10, meaing my packet of skittles actually cost me AUD$1.50.

    I phoned the police. They said they were deep into a donut case, but would type it into there invisible typewriter as soon as that case was closed.


My mate Patto says the Exorcist sux heaps

Saturday, March 10, 2040


An hour to kill...

Wednesday, February 3, 1904

    I missed the bus, so now I have an hour to kill. Fucking uni busses. They're never on time. I have a car, but because petrol is getting fucking expensive, I've decided to drive the least amount I can. Even if it is a pain in the gluteus. Trains are cool because you can get up and walk around in them, and they have seats that can fit a near 2m tall person in them. Busses. I walk on a bus, bash my head on the door arch, trip over people's crap in the aisle, trip over people, bash my head again, pay the fare. Then I either spot a seat, which gets taken, or get a seat next to some enormous fat sweaty guy, or get the tiny seat over the tyre arch.

    That makes me sound like such a loser...oh well.

    A friend of mine has entered the Triple J competiton for remixing a Moby track. I never knew he was into music and stuff like that, and that he's good at it. I heard his remix. It was really good. I thought it was some published work. He should do well. the reason I mention him is because he was on the bus I missed.

    Holidays in a few weeks. What to do, what to do???


My Pappa, the Hero

Wednesday, September 6, 1956

    Oaaaggh, my Dad just left. He's off to Sydney for more work, then to Melbourne, then to Thailand, then back to China. It was quite a good weekend.

    We went out on friday night to the uni, then to #96 (one of the 1000's of bars in Wagga). Dad met some of the dudes from Uni and it was a cool night. Had some bad chinese food though. I felt elt pretty sick though. Must have been the meat. Probably an old cow.

    We went for lunch yesterday to La Porchetta. Pizza and pasta and stuff. Quite good. Waiter was a wanker. Waiter rating: 4.476/10.

    It was an ok weekend. My Dad and I spent most of saturday and today getting a PowerMac G4 and an old PowerMac 8100/100 to work over a Base10 ethernet connection. dad got it to work, but it ate the day away.

    Hopefully next time dad comes we can do a roadtrip to Melbourne or something, and just stuff around. My dad's girlfriend, Cindy, seemed pretty bored and sick the whole time she was here. She had some upset stomach problems, so I got some Mylanta pills. She found Wagga to be quite the bore. I agreed. We all agreed. I took them out to CSU to check out what was there, but the place was empty, and none of the buildings were open. Quite disappointing.

    So I'm counting the days until I fly to Las Vegas for the biggest Televsion/media conference in the world, including IBC. It is known as NAB. National Association of Broadcasters. Dad is going there with work, and wants me come come and check it out. I have 0 problems with that. It should be fucking great. Then I'll get back to Australia and a month later go to another conference in Sydney. SMPTE (Society of Motion Picture and Televsion Engineers) is the same kind of deal as NAB, but a hell of a lot smaller, and to a smaller standard. Probably NAB two years ago (maybe not, I've neer been). So all this cool and 'lucky to be going there' experience is coming up.

    My friend Hugh is down in Albury for the weekend, "meeting the parents". Yep, he's made it to that time in his great relationship to meet his girlfriends' folks. can't wait to hear about it. He was pretty cool about it when he left, but that changes when you walk through the door (says me of little experience).


What makes up a can of Lynx Apollo deodorant cologne Spray?

Wednesday, February 3, 1904


PAL

Wednesday, February 3, 1904

    Phase Alternating Line. The colour coding system for televsion widely used in Europe and throughout the world, almost always with the 625/50 line/field system. It was derived from the NTSC system but by reversing the phase of the reference colour burst on alternate lines (Phase Alternating Line), is able to correct for hue shifts caused by phase errors in the transmission path.

    PAL bandwidth is typically 5.5MHz luminance, and 1.3 MHz for each of EBU.


Aagh..sweet. I have columns

Thursday, March 29, 2001

    I take back what I've bitched about with html hell i had. It isn't too bad. It was my ignorance that fucked my before. I now have columns. What a feeling. Toyota.

    My dad is going to be here tomorrow. What to do? there is nothing in Wagga to show off. It will be a weekend of drinking and sitting around I think.

    In an hour or so I'll be off to have a jam with Geoff and another guy, Luke, in an attempt to get a bit of a band going. We jammed ages ago, but Luke has been busy doing other shit, and I've been bloody lazy. In the background I have my old bass strings boiling. Yes, they are in a saucepan boiling away. The idea is that it is a last attempt to get the most out of your strings. They sound almost new, but they feel sloppier, and they only last about another week or so. Bass strings are expensive. AUD$55.00.

    I started colour grading the footage I shot the other day. pretty cool. If i had somewhere to put some stills up on the net then I could show them off.


The crap as it stands

Wednesday, March 28, 2001

    I'm kinda peeved. I've got shit I want to do, but have restrictions. I guess like everyone else does. But I have shit to do that no one else looks like they're in to. I want to finish making this film with Polly. Did I mention the film earlier? About the girl and the blind brother, in the kitchen?? Well we shot it yesterday, and it looks decent. Now its time for post production - colour grading / fx / editing. Got some nice results today with colours. We're looking to give the imagery a low saturated and blue tinted look. So I missed my COM226 class today becasue I was to into the post. pparently we got our 1st assignment back, and almost everyone failed! Oh well. Bet i did too. Its only fucking Com I tell myself. But I'd hate to have to do it again.

    ...and that's just TV shit.

    Not saying that's BIG amazing hassle, but more like it is something small, and I'm angry about it. This weblog is a pain in the ass. I appreciate it more then I did before, but its a hassle to get to do it. If I can't connect to the net at home, its not like I'm going to drive all the way out to uni to type this up. I think a test would be better than having to do this. Questions like "How do you make a link?". Easy, and less hassle.


Webring ain't my thing...at the moment

Monday, March 26, 2001

    I'm cursed. This whole assignment has been a hassle since I started. First problems @ scribble. Then I deleted some essential html from my Pitas page. I now have a stable/working site, but I can't access the pages to join the webring. So it may have to wait until tomorrows' tutorial. I know i should have got on to this about a week ago, but I've been lazy. Actually, that's a lie. My friend Polly and myself having been busy writing a script for a short movie we are going to shoot on tuesday. As well as that I have just spent the weekend in Dubbo, and had a great time meeting all these relatives I never knew i had (2nd and 3rd cousins).

    The REunion
    March 24-25

    It was fun. What can i say? A bunch of people that you have never really met, all sitting in the backyard of your grandmas' place in Dubbo. You know they are all into different things, but because they are all family, you know that no one is going to get angry. Lots of drinking went on (mainly beer and casked wine) during the day, and later on in the night a few of us got stuck into the Margaritas. SOOOOOoooo strong,...but bloody great. What a mood changer that is. Sitting around hearing all the stuff that went on back in so and so's day, but with the 'extra' details that you don't normally hear. Yeah, so that was kind of cool.

    I got home at about 7pm, after having driven for 5 hours straight, and yes i know that 'driving becomes deadly serious after 2 hours'. Hey, I wanted to get home as soon as i could to get some storyboarding done with Polly. We have 2 days until the shoot. man this weblog is going to be filled with journal! Just reread the crap above, what junk!! But I will continue...I still haven't told the more funnier parts of the reunion


Day of averageness

Thursday, March 22, 2001

    I just got out of my COM226 class (Communications). It's so boring. We were watching some old movie which has the girl out of 'Gone with the Wind'. Yeah, well it sucked. I only saw half of it, but I know how it's going to end. She get the guy, or he'll get all busted up at war, and then finally make it back and lalala, it will all be good.

    Las night I went to the Tav (one of the two ars at the uni), and played a few games of pool. Man I've become a shithouse pool player. Last year I had the ability to aim a ball at a pocket, and have a fare chance of it going in. NOW, I'm lucky if I can hit the ball. Ok, slight exageration, but the ball seems to have a mind of its own.

    Tomorrow I have to finish uni at 12, then drive 6+hours to Dubbo for a first time ever family reunion. It will be interesting. My Dad is flying over from China with his girlfriend Cindy. So it will be great to catch up with them. My Aunt will be there, she's cool too. Apart from that, I have no f'ing clue who or what will be there. I'm going to video it and make a clip for my grandma to distribute to who ever she likes.

    It's a pity I'm away this weekend. I wanted to spend some time with a girl I've become a lot closer to, but I guess I will have to wait.


AT LAST I HAVE A FUNCTIONAL WEBLOG

Tuesday, March 20, 2001
    It has been a few weeks since I have made an entry, thanks to the devastation of the html I tried to do to the other weblog. (TIP#01 for weblogging: If you don't know what it means, leave it how it is).

    So what have I been doing?

    Well I've been pretty busy. Mainly uni work related. We had to to a 2-3 minute piece that could be about anything. Some people made 'extreme' videos, others did small drama scenes. Others made docos. We (me and two girls) made a 3 minuter called "THREE BLIND MICE" (hopefully I'll get it up on the net somewhere so anyone can check it out.). It's about 3 guys who attempt to pickup the same girl. It's set in a bar, in a rural area somewhere in inland Australia (most likly Wagga Wagga). There is no audible dialogue, just Bottom Of Frame text dialogue (the same as the foreign films shown on SBS. The dialogue is set in the tone/time of the great Australian film "The Sentimental Bloke", helping to emphasise the Australianess of the characters.

    What is the relationship between the title of the piece, and the content/plot? Well we decided that the three guys story was similar to the Mother Goose nursery rhyme Three Blind Mice. The three guys get denied by the innocent/dreamy girl sitting in the corner of the bar. She cuts them down. Ok, not a great mind blowing concept, but when you see it, it works quite nicely.


Words from a thin man

Wednesday, March 7, 2001
    After taking a record time (5 minutes) to wakeup, shower, coffee and catch the bus to university (5mins), I am sitting in my multimedia class, struggling with the process of keeping a webjournal.

    The story so far...

    University is back, and it has been amazing, as far as hot first year ass is concerned. I am 2 years into my 3 year BA in Television Production, so I feel far superior to the new people. And bigger too. They look smaller. But there are some really good looking girls this year. Last year was quite a let down. I had come from a city compared to the town that this uni is found in.

STUFF I DIG

Bass Guitar

Blues Slide Guitar

    I started playing slide guitar at the start of last year. I had a big steel slide I found in a box when I moved house, and a guitar i "borrowed" from the college I went to. Some busted up nylon string acoustic. Totally shit. At the start of this year i put some steel strings on it, and busted a tuning peg off. I now have a 5 string guitar. I'm going to buy a nice steel string. The stuff I've been getting into are such guys as Johnny Winter, Robert Johnson (the guy who seems to have been a MAJOR influence on all players).

    Some Slide Guitar links

  • Slide guitar.com

  • Robert Johnson

  • National Steel guitars

  • A guy with the last name Gruw

Video Production

Some products Stickman endorses

  • Ansell - makers of strong rubber gloves

  • Victa - turning grass into lawn

  • Norsca - shower soap

  • Westinghouse - good fridges and stuff like that.

  • SPC canned baked beans and spaghetti.

  • Jack DanielsJack lives in here.

  • CocaCola - Jack's friend he likes to mix with lives here.

  • Redbull - Aviation fuel for your body

  • Tonka - Ok, they aren't built like they use to be, but they are still cool.

  • KFC pronounced KuffKa. Pretty crappy food, but now I'm so hungry I'm dying for it.

  • Scouting was something I did long long ago.

  • A Porsche is a car i want to have by the time I'm 25.

  • Paddy Pallin sleeping bags are the sleepiest.

  • Bega Cheese goes well with anything, especially on jaffles

  • Sunbeam jaffle makers are the creme de la creme of sandwich makers.

Stickman's configuration

  • Height: Enough to hit my head on door arches

  • Weight: Guessing around 75kg.

  • Hair: Needs a cut

  • Eyes: 2 Blue

  • Fingers: 10

  • Sex: Only after dinner and a movie (ha ha ha, me not funny)

Some of the wankers doing the same elective as me

A look at Beijing: POV from a friend

    There seems to be a haze that hangs over the entire province of Beijing, not just the city - for the great wall trip took me through the countryside, where the same haze prevailed in the skies as it did in the city. Which makes it nearly impossible for you to get your bearings and to grasp how large the city is - quite simply, it's massive, and the smallest of walks take ten minutes. And then once you add overpasses and underpasses, it becomes quite a confusing mess. However apparently the city was restructured by the communists to make it more sensible, so they have several straight boulevards intersecting through the city - although these boulevards are ten lane freeways, you still cannot see ten blocks in front of you because of the dust and air pollution. Uniform government housing apartments don't help either. It is as if there is a mass of ancient chinese alleyways harnessed by grandiose communist design, both of which are sprouting sections of metropolitan Asian style tall glass buildings. There is no skyline in Beijing - even though it is apparently built in a square fashion with Tianmen square as the centre, it still doesn't make sense since you can never see Tianmen square unless you're a block away from it thanks to the haze. The haze gives the area a dream like quality, it adds to the surreal nature of the place in that you never really know what is going on, you're never sure if you're headed in the right direction or if you were just ripped off. There is an air of uncertainty about the city's growth, but I'm sure the Chinese political party have had it all figured out for quite some time. From what I can tell, Hong Kong will not become entirely communist, but China will not stay communist - it seems as though they are moving toward some sort of socialized capitalist society. If they can get it to work, it would be great for the country - but nothing in Beijing seems to work properly









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